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evanpalmercomics:

My mom loves chickens and Dia De Los Muertos and I love my mom, so I made this painting for her.

evanpalmercomics:

My mom loves chickens and Dia De Los Muertos and I love my mom, so I made this painting for her.

(via sairobee)

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

(via lapis-of-lazuli)

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

(Source: punkypunk, via super-bad-ass-ninja-guy)

thefuuuucomics:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

(Source: huffingtonpost)

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

(via lapis-of-lazuli)

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY

(via giidas)

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself

(via gurldirection)

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

(via thefuuuucomics)

ofgeography:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

never fear, friend. BROGA is here. it’s exactly the same as yoga, does everything for your body that yoga does, and is rooted in the same principles. the only differences are that now you can do it in a room full of half-naked, sweaty men AND it has the word “bro” in it so you KNOW it’s for a true man’s man. none of that “yo” stuff. Y’s look a little like fallopian tubes, and as we all know, if you use it too much you will in fact grow a uterus. 
KEEP YOUR MASCULINITY SAFE BY WRAPPING IT IN BUBBLE WRAP AND FEEDING IT SLIGHTLY WARMED CHOCOLATE CAKE TO THE SWEET DULCET TONES OF ENYA. BROGA: THE MAN’S EXERCISE.

ofgeography:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

never fear, friend. BROGA is here. it’s exactly the same as yoga, does everything for your body that yoga does, and is rooted in the same principles. the only differences are that now you can do it in a room full of half-naked, sweaty men AND it has the word “bro” in it so you KNOW it’s for a true man’s man. none of that “yo” stuff. Y’s look a little like fallopian tubes, and as we all know, if you use it too much you will in fact grow a uterus. 

KEEP YOUR MASCULINITY SAFE BY WRAPPING IT IN BUBBLE WRAP AND FEEDING IT SLIGHTLY WARMED CHOCOLATE CAKE TO THE SWEET DULCET TONES OF ENYA. BROGA: THE MAN’S EXERCISE.

(via lapis-of-lazuli)

skelenabones:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 

So there.  Now I have figured it out. 

People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:

  • Tolkien
  • Peter Jackson
  • real geneticists
  • God
  • anyone

this absolutely 200% needs to be submitted to the Annals of Improbable Research or some other similar psuedo-academic publication, this is good enough to be published somewhere

(via lapis-of-lazuli)

taarya:

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

(via super-bad-ass-ninja-guy)

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

(via lapis-of-lazuli)

bloodydeath11:

gongchantv:

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

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from1989s:

i’ve been staring at this gif for about 15 minutes

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