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omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

(Source: rachel-duncan, via softshinythings)

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via dondaario)

sawfinnickodairinhisunderwear:

dukeofnod:

"No you fool!! You could fall!!"

WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN

(Source: catleecious, via thefuuuucomics)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

(via thefuuuucomics)

fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.
Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen

fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.

Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen

(via lapis-of-lazuli)

saucefactory:

dizabell:

ratchet-witch:

savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

x

THEYRE ALWAYS SO CUTE 

If this photo montage isn’t how the next Xmen movie ends Im gonna be mad.

STOP. STOP RIGHT NOW. MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS. THESE LOVELY GENTLEMEN ARE PURER THAN A PAIR OF FROLICKING UNICORNS. I KEEP BLINKING AND EXPECTING TO SEE FLOWING MANES AND SHINING HORNS.

"When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. “This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar,” she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. “My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.”
It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions? How often had I sped past them as I learned of male achievement and men’s place in the history books? Then I read Rosalind Miles’s book “The Women’s History of the World” (recently republished as “Who Cooked the Last Supper?”) and I knew I needed to look again. History is full of fabulous females who have been systematically ignored, forgotten or simply written out of the records. They’re not all saints, they’re not all geniuses, but they do deserve remembering."

Sandi Toksvig, ‘Top 10 unsung heroines’ (via memereve)

(via thesunwillshineagain)

"Being touched by a stranger and told that I was beautiful didn’t make me feel more beautiful; it made me feel unimportant. It made me feel like what I wanted – to go from home to work with a quick stop at Starbucks on the way, without being harassed – didn’t matter. What mattered most was that this man had an opinion about me, so I had to hear it whether I wanted to or not. He wanted to touch me, so I was going to be touched, by a stranger, whether I wanted it or not."

Why do strange men think they’re allowed to touch me?  (via transformfeminism)

(via clearawaythebarricades)

"

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"

"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore  (via swanjolras)

(Source: talesofnorth, via clearawaythebarricades)

mychemical-abandonment-issues:

anchored-secrets:

larrydicks:

dog-shiit:

anchored-secrets:

PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT

step one: go outside for once.

oh

but the outernet is scary

the outernet

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divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

Our Bodies, Ourselves.

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Legolas + loyalty

(Source: thrannduil, via fylordoftherings)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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